Marsden

Description of the home

Located near Mcarthy Fair Shopping Centre in shitty Marsden. Looking for a mature adult who's as boring as I am. Someone whose idea of adventure is deciding to boil a second cup of tea. Moving on...

Salutations fellow brethren. How goes it? Good? Really? That gladdens my heart. Truly. Now that the empty platitudes are out of the way I ask that you direct your gaze towards the photographs on my profile. Notice how clean everything is? Now ask yourself this question: "would I be happy maintaining this level of cleanliness?" If your answer is a resounding "yes! I love cleaning and being tidy and organised!" then by all means continue reading. If your answer is "no" then your reading journey ends here. Please leave my page quietly and without a fuss.

Righty-oh. Down to business. So I'll be honest with you, this cramped crap-shack, this... dwarfish dwelling (I just love alliteration, don't you?) this tiny, ugly utilitarian hovel, is not ideal for two people. Mostly because the current tenant (me) is an antisocial introvert. But also because there is no lounge or living area as such. So you have your little room to hang out in, and that's it. The other unfortunate thing is the bathroom houses both the shower and the toilet. So when one person is using either of those facilities the other person cannot. This is, of course, an abomination of desolation. A true crime against human decency. BTW did you know that in Ancient Greece toilets were communal? Men and women would sit in a room together to do their business. Incredulous? Google it. It's absolutely true. Now in 2025 things have changed. But not by much. Sure we don't all sit around in one room together, but for alot of households more than one person share a toilet. Alas, this is the sad and horrifying state of things. I digress. So here I am, at the mercy of a greedy landlord who perennialy bumps up my rent by $50 (was $285pw now $430pw) with my only options being to move out, or try to rent out this spare room which is overpriced, nobody wants, in a suburb inhabited by the most illiterate, mentally challenged batshit crazy idiots I've ever had the displeasure to come across.

You must be working. Must be a non smoker, non vaper. And NO woke garbage.

Home features

• Ceiling fans

Bills and expenses

Bills included in rent