Newtown

You will be living with two humans and one fur child/giant toddler, Barney.

Jordi: Hello! I'm Jordi and the leaseholder. Despite my androgynous name, I am female. I'm in my 30's and work in communications (formally TV production). I like doting on my fur baby, going to the gym (insert laugh as I haven't been in weeks), learning new things, coffee and more coffee. I also like the smell of books and my little man's bed hair - when he's had a deep sleep and doesn't know what day it is. I tend to work long hours - so you can find me napping most weekends if I'm not out seeing friends, grabbing coffee, walking Barney in the sun or at the gym!

Pawan: Hi, I'm Pawan. I'm 27 and an engineer. I'm a simple creature. I like to cook, watch cricket and re-watch episodes of Breaking Bad. On weekends, you'll find me out hiking, peacefully strumming my guitar (not too loudly), watching basketball on my phone or just taking it easy and going for a drive somewhere picturesque. I like to annoy Barney by throwing the ball and then hiding it behind my back.

Barney: Hi HOOMAN, I am Barneys. I am two years old, I like kibble, food and treatos. I'm also a "Cavoodle" - whatever that means. I like da pats and I can't control my tails. It wags when I'm happy. I will greets you when you comes home from work and give you a lick. I am not very smarts, but I'm very handsomes. I am in charge of da household, and I expects a bit of cheese when you opens da fridge. It's called the cheese tax. Sometimes, I bark at da leaves when they move - but that's because I'm the Heads of Security. woof. I'm also very affectionate, if you feel down, you can give me a cuddles. I am also Chief of Happiness. Barney out.

We are looking for someone kind, considerate, clean and caring. Our house is a home. We turn the tv down if someone goes to bed early, we grab each other coffee and just treat each other with kindness. We keep the house clean and clean up if we cook in the kitchen. We take turns taking the garbage out, mopping and sweeping. We also remember to take initiative to get things for the house ie dishwasher tablets, garbage bags, paper towels etc

We are looking for someone who is willing to treat the place like a home, be considerate and friendly. We are all hard-working professionals (including Barney who takes his role as Chief of Happiness and Head of Security very seriously), who like to unwind at home and create a peaceful, friendly and relaxing space for all. We like to strike a nice balance between respecting everyone's need for personal space but being open to having a laugh, goofing around with Barney and having a cup of coffee.

Barney here. Woof woof. Read above. I am not a pets, I am a hooman.